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You must have been there - at a wedding or dinner party, or (more likely for me, these days) a whole-class village hall birthday party...when the 'what do you do?' question comes up.

If you know me, you know it's my favourite colour. At one point I had on a purple coat, purple bag and was sitting on a purple chair, waiting to go in for a client meeting. My colleague at the time had the most unprofessional fit of the giggles.